Don't Smoke Hoodie
Don't Smoke Hoodie
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The warning printed where the warning would be ignored anyway.
The graphic puts the cigarettes first and the warning second. Five filters lined up in different shades, the kind of color a pack used to use to tell brands apart. Across the front in cursive, the line that everyone has read at least once and remembered roughly never. Pullover hooded construction in terry-corduroy blend, weight that sits between sweatshirt and outerwear. Cut loose through the body. Stand collar at the hood. Three-dimensional patch pocket at the front. The piece comes in one color because what it has to say doesn't need a second one.
Material & fit
Terry corduroy blend, 96% main composition Pullover hooded construction with stand collar Long sleeve, regular sleeve construction Three-dimensional patch front pocket Loose cut through body and shoulder Weight 180g to 250g per garment Available in grey Sizes XS through 5XL
Size note
Cut loose through body and shoulder by design. Hood with stand collar sits structured at the neck. If between sizes, size down for fitted silhouette, keep size for full drape. Available S through XXL. Refer to size chart for exact measurements per size.


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Made by us, in our studio. Hardware by hand, finished and shipped from us. Estimated delivery: 3 to 4 weeks.
~ ARCHIVE / SOURCED
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